You'd think I could at least walk by now

At some point in the life of every twenty-something the phrase "and I fell down outside of the bar" has occasion to be used. I never thought my moment would be within 5 minutes of leaving work. Almost right across the street from where I work there is a bar. The thing is instead of stepping up onto the curb I kind of kicked it with my right foot and just fell down all over the sidewalk. I'm generally unscathed by this event just a tiny bit of sidewalk stuck to my elbow and knee and even my white pants didn't get dirty.