Showing posts with label drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drinking. Show all posts

Monday, November 03, 2008

Screw You, Kyle Orton

Also (too), what the crap Braylon Edwards? Way to have a good game when you're sitting on my bench. Once again my fantasy team got killed. This was a freaking terrible week. I should have started Jay Cutler, not that he was much better and he doesn't look nearly so much fun to drink with.

Although the injury to not-so-drunken Kyle Orton did lead to the return of Rex Grossman. It also lead to the return of the Rexy-Back video. Seriously every time I hear Sexy-Back I start singing these words instead. There is also a Matt Hasselback version of the song but it's not as cool.


Monday, March 17, 2008

It's St.Patrick's Day

Today will be the first St.Patrick's Day in 4 years where I haven't gotten right smashed. Sure I could go out and drink tonight but I have to go to work tommorrow and quite frankly I have a hard enough time getting through the day when I'm not hung over. Also I have a feeling that I'm going to be sick towards the end of the week so I might need to keep those sick days.

I also wasn't sure what the process was for dressing this morning either. I've never really gone out of my way to St.Patrick's-ify, but I've been pinched enough to know that you probably want to at least have a green stripe on your socks. Though apparently it's not a big deal (or any kind of deal) around work.